(Some of these are FSC, or Frequently Said Comments)

Why did you create a Frequently Asked Questions page?
I am too impatient to have “questions that are frequently asked” sent to me. Basically, I saved you the trouble. You may thank me later.

ARE YOU INDIAN??!
Yep. I’m a bona fide Desi. That’s Asian, by the way.

This site sucks.
Thanks. I will respect your opinions, however, you must give me a really good reason as to why it sucks. Otherwise, I will humbly tell you it does not suck.

I actually like your website. Let’s link up!
Sure! I’d love to. Send me a message here.

I SPOT A TYPO!
Again, please tell me in my contact form. (see above) I guess I have work to do.

You are certainly not in league with me. I want to send you numerous messages and post on my blog how horrible your site is compared to mine.
Okay. You have the freedom to write whatever you wish.

I see no content here. I came for the darn Wordpress themes, layouts, smilies, blingies, and tutorials!
I am not a professional Wordpress layout maker, but in some time I will get a Wordpress theme up. I am not gifted in writing tutorials, making smilies or blingies, or anything like that. Trust me, there are tons of websites that do that.

Keep up the good work!
Aw, thanks! I really do love hearing that.

I see no pictures of yourself on this website! I want to see some!
I do not release pictures of myself on this website. It is certainly not safe to do it here.

I want to know where you live.
See above. Don’t ask, either.

You seriously need to update more!
Yes, yes I do! I absolutely agree with you!